I just want this explained to me:
Why do all the good pizza places cut their pizza in little squares…just asking!
Here are a few things that maybe you explain to out of towners:
1. Everyone In Chicago Is Living In Their Own Little World
2. But (referring to number 1) The Rest Of Illinois Has To Put Up With Their Decisions
3. In Fact, Some People Wish Chicago Was Just A Separate State
4. Giordano’s Pizzeria Is Totally Overrated
5. But A Dog From Portillo’s Lives Up To The Hype