55-year-old Christopher Wade went to a Hustler store in Nashville, Tennessee on Monday night. Apparently none of their sex toys met his needs, but something else caught his eye.
Christopher grabbed one of the lingerie mannequins, ran out of the store with her, threw her in his truck, and drove off, dropping her left arm in the process.
An employee got his license plate and gave it to cops. They went to Christopher’s house and found him in bed with the mannequin.
He was arrested for theft of property.
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