MORONS IN THE NEWS: Man Tries To Steal A Boat, But Forgets To Untie It From The Dock

43-year-old Jimmie Shuman tried to steal a 23-foot boat in Stuart, Florida last month, about 40 miles north of Palm Beach. But he missed one crucial detail: he forgot to untie it from the dock first. So he kept revving the engine to get away, but didn’t go anywhere.

The owner was nearby when it happened and saw Jimmie trying to drive off in it. And he happens to be a retired cop. So he managed to detain him, and held him until police got there.

So now Jimmie’s facing charges for grand theft and battery on a law enforcement officer.

Read the full story at TCPALM.COM


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