Here’s Your Upcoming Weekend Told Through Country Song Titles

Here’s a little story about what your upcoming weekend might look like, told with the help of some of our favorite song titles.

Enjoy:

This is the one winter weekend that you actually don’t want to be Somewhere On a Beach:

Because you’ll be Day Drinking all over the city:

Don’t forget to take your Beer Money with you:

Because, let’s be honest, you’re Pretty Good at Drinking Beer:

Or, maybe Rum is more of your thing:

Mental note: Tequila makes [your] clothes fall off:

Whatever, can someone please just put a Drink In My Hand:

Oh, your ex might be out too? The one you used to be Head Over Boots for?

Remind yourself that you’d be Rich, if you ‘had a dollar every time that [you] swore [them] off’:

Repeat this to yourself: YOUR EX AIN’T WORTH THE WHISKEY:

Damn, they still have a Body like a Back Road:

But YOU look Better in Boots:

And better in a Snapback:

And you know it was Somethin’ Bad that ended it all:

It’s their loss they never wanted to put a Rock On:

You’ve Wasted Time on this for too long:

As your buddy Alan Jackson once sang, It’s 5 o’clock somewhere (the OG YOLO):

So you call over the Bartender:

Ask for a shot of Tennessee Whiskey:

And say, “We Should Be Friends,” as you cheers one another:

But, you’re also thinking, I want to Get Me Some of That:

So you ask the Bartender, Why Don’t We Just Dance? 

When the sun goes down

…you realize that you have No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems:

You’re having yourself a Barefoot Blue Jean Night:

As you Boot Scootin’ Boogie around the dance floor:

And all you can think is, ‘Long Live Tonight!’

Because [you] LOVE This Bar:

And as the final song comes on, you yell at the DJ, “Play It Again!”:

As you wake up the next morning, you’ll wish you could Rewind the night:

Because, man, you got Drunk Last Night:

While you lay in bed thinking, “Alcohol, you win again”:

As you think, “I’m Only guilty of a damn good time!”:

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